You have the right to suck my dick, motherfucker!
(Source: michealfassbender, via blackestglass)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via librarianarchy)
Alívio Imediato | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/59858674/via/Donty
Hearted from: http://immediaterelief.tumblr.com/
Posting because I forget about this movie until it’s running on TV and within minutes I’m crying.
(It doesn’t matter which part the movie is at btw)
You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
UmbralDiscord has a point.
(via halfsizedhalfling)
i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once
(via blackestglass)
I. Am. So. Tired. Of. This. Place.
I come in to cover some girls shift because she had concert tickets (meaning I was working 6 days in a row this week) and when I get here other people had schedule issues and its MY fault?
I snapped. My shit manager comes over to show me text messages from an employee about the mixup and I basically tell her “go away, I don’t care.”
And then girl-with-concert-tickets was whining about having to work anyway and I said, “Shut UP, you don’t need a whole day off to go to a concert—It’s not like you’re performing.”
//*insert FU and “i don’t care anymore” gifs here*//
(Source: exterminate-all-the-things, via phantomgherkin)
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
I would probably see this movie.
[x]
(via fbdarkangel)
